Yeah, screw you for laughing at me. Justin Timberlake is the shit. Straight up. I know he was in *NSync and popular consensus is that he’s gay. It doesn’t matter. Judge me all you want.

Here’s a song that I haven’t heard in years. I stumbled upon it in a shuffle playlist a few minutes ago and I remembered just how much I loved N.E.R.D back in the day. Anyways, enjoy it.

Mummy, Daddy? I know that you love me. With Bad Grades Play Stations, Restrictions. You took it from me. Well, God forbid that something goes wrong. You call the police. Well guess what I found, in that drawer of Daddies.

Oh God. (Oh God!) Oh God. (Oh God!) Oh God.

It won’t be long before you see me on the news. Another soul lost at sea, while taking a cruise. Gasping for air makes the righteous path hard to choose. Rather we fly or die, or sing or swim, which one shall I choose?

This stupid shrink gets paid by the hour, $350. He can’t figure out what’s wrong with me. Dumbass girlfriend fucked my friend. Well, she’s a ho. Tried telling mom and dad, but their more concerned with their portfolio.

Now I’m in with this negotiator, and he says to me, “You don’t want to die boy. It’s not the right time, you have a bright mind, and you’ll do great things in your life time.”

I screamed NO! I whipped his ass, and as he turned around I seen his wings. And just then, the bell rings, I was in school. It was just a dream.

Use the above player to listen to the song, dumbass.

But first, I want to talk about my Mac a little more. Many of you have been asking me why in the hell would I make such a totally lop-sided trade, giving up everything that’s familiar to me for a three year old G5 iMac that came with Panther? Well, let’s address these issues, let’s get it all explained and justified, so I can feel like a Real Mac Owner and you can all just accept it and move on.

Let’s compare Specs for a moment.

Most people who do a spec to spec comparison think I’m crazy. Especially when you factor in the Media Center remote, my 37″ LCD TV I had hooked up to my desktop that I can’t currently hook up to my iMac, the fact that I can’t run Windows on a PPC therefore there is NO gaming and my Creative Labs sound system that sounds better than the internal iMac speakers. They reason that my Desktop is the superior machine. Looking at Hardware, you’d be right. However, there’s one glaring flaw.

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Hey - she might have a few more exposed wires than I’m used to, but christ oh mighty! She’s a looker. My desk might as well be Apple Lingerie… My desk is geek porn.

Get this - she’s just as stable as she can be. She’s plenty fast enough, and with all of the Leopard sexy you could handle. Apple’s also seemed to be able to give Leopard rudimentary observational skills. Do you know my Mac talks to me? It’s built right in, Within two clicks, you can have it read anything on the screen. It even announces the time. It’s enough to make you wonder if the things listening in. Mac even misses my PC, it seems. Just as I started to frame up that picture, My Mac snaps to that Spice Girls song , ‘Goodbye’.

What she was saying, with the song, is it’s just like with Ginger Spice. Sure, it didn’t feel like the Spice Girls without her. But hell, the music’s better now that she’s gone. You know what I mean?

I was playing with it last night, and let’s just say that I’ve got plans. MySpace is going to have some server-side niftiness that god didn’t intend it to have, if I’ve got to move my profile off-site to do it.

PS to all my hommies: Sorry for cutting my Friends list down to only a few people, removing everyone from my Top 8, deleting all my comments, unsubscribing to all my groups and ignoring your questions as to why…  Your all ugly, and I don’t like any of you anyways. If MySpace is a place for me to make friends online, then it’s not worth it to go there. If it’s any consolation, in your place will stand a monument to the only thing MySpace does well… Music.

Expect a Facebook account soon, so y’all might interact with me again.